nue:

life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit

uncleshrek:

The fam ft a friend

uncleshrek:

one of them teenage thugs

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

dylanhobrien:

the fbi will never catch me

image

sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad